How To Live With A Huge Penis - Book (English)

How To Live With A Huge Penis - Book (English)
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A Cock and Ball StoryA handy guide to dealing with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG)Simple ways to tackle penile persecution & tripod tribulationsDiscover the unexpected benefits of having a gigantic cockIs it a blessing or a curse? Learn to embrace what God gave youWritten by experts Dr. Richard Jacob and Reverend Owen ThomasA real eye-openerA quick Google search and you’ll see that the average size of an erect penis is 5.1 inches. Not bad. But this book is aimed squarely at the powerful humans who vastly transcend this measurement; those exalted few who can actually testify to owning a one-eyed trouser snake, a third leg, a giant redwood, a pork sword. How To Live With A Huge Penis explores and allays the daily struggles of this genetic marvel, with chapters covering all of the major issues including:Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and FamilyCare and Maintenance of Your Huge PenisSharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge PenisDealing with DiscriminationBig Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge PenisThese topics are further supported by prayers, poetry, thoughtful quotations and a daily affirmations journal to inspire men of all phallic proportions. So whether you’re a boner-fide Long Dong Silver or you know someone “suffering” from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), tackle these issues head-on with this hilarious self-help book.Please Note:You don’t need a monstrously large penis to enjoy this book but it certainly helps